Greetings Earthlings,
I have successfully morphed my life into the recently renamed utopia once again re-mystified by ever-creative marketing executives selling the same old 'www' as 'The Cloud"... Ooooo... Ahhhh..... Subjugate yourselves and worship with voluminous proclamation to the Great and Powerful... and unseen... "New Name Here Soon"... from your isolated abode a deft digital muscular movement shall propel you into this world of this invisible mass of water droplets.
Within this disembodied universe of wonder, I will use linguistically spectacular synonyms, homonyms, antonyms, and other equivocations to therefore elevate myself to the highly renowned elitist levels of sensai wordmasters, some who amazingly endue themselves as idolised deities, known as reporters to the lower species, demanding downcast leveling of the commonly recognized upward frame, and in genuine dictatorial mannerism, pomp and self-prescribed grandeur, command the strictest obeisance to all uttermost levels of propaganda, concealed in the depths of syntax, adjectives, verbs, nouns, fonts and formatting.
Should you somehow alight upon this most sanguine sight, er site, this callipygianic poet of petagogy shall bestow and gesticulate equally incomprehensible drivel and salivary verbosity in kind, duplicating such minions with transformation into the epitome of sesquipedalian.
Until we singularly discourse again,
Ima
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